The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My wife and I share the same sense of humour.

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There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss.

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People told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic

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My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.

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On the anniversary of his birth, devotees of a certain yogi asked what gifts they might bring.

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Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.

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How do you know you've been left somewhere

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People who think semi-colons & commas are the same,

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What happens when a llama gets on top of you?

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My dad is forbidden from buying alcohol since he started working in the coal mine

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My son needed help with his writing homework. 'Is it further or farther?' he asked me.

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Why are frogs so happy?

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I built an electric fence around my property yesterday.

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Wife: "Honey, I'm Pregnant."

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What's more amazing than a talking dog?

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Big shoutout to my great grandmother!

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I gave all my dead batteries away today…

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

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My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital

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What does Superman have in his drink?

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"How did you sleep last night?"

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Why did the dentist stick some X-rays in his mouth?

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

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My daughter was playing with my computer when she broke the R button and tried to eat it.

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Why are mints so smart?

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I would post a joke from my watch

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Why didn't the dad shower before telling his joke?

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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I love telling dad jokes.

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I once made a belt out of watches

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Its important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times.