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I got a job in a coffee shop. I feel like I can espresso myself there.
But don't make a mocha-ry of me. It's a little latte for that.
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The hardest part for someone when coming out
Saying it with a straight face
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How do alcoholics get in their house?
Wis key
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Do you know what’s up?
The ceiling.
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These reversing cameras are great.
Since I got one I haven’t looked back.
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Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
The I. C. U.
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My son thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face.
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I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.
He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
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Did you hear about the deaf shepherd?
He gathered his flock and heard
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So I asked the dude next to me if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium hypobromite, and he was all like,
NaBrO
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Why was Cinderella dropped from the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball.
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My wife told me I didn't know what irony is.
It was ironic, because we were at the bus stop.
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What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
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Been torturing a centipede for the last 98 days…
on its last legs now.
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How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed
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Cosmetic surgery used to be something that people would be embarrassed to speak about
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
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I saw a MOM hanging upside down today!
WOW
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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
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My wife caught me cross dressing and told me it was over.
So I packed all her clothes and left.
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What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
This ain’t my first rodeo 🤠
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it...
... then my illegal logging operation is a great success.
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I'm a parent, so I'm always right. There was one time I thought I was wrong.
But as it turns out, I was wrong.
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Where do beekeepers stay on vacation?
Air bee and bee.
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What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the big bucket say to the small bucket?
"You're looking a little pail!"
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How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea saw
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Why are mints so smart?
Because mints make cents.
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I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery
Hashtag nofilter
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Gold walks into a bar
The bartender says "AU get out of here!"
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Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree hasn’t been the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
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I got a job in a coffee shop. I feel like I can espresso myself there.
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