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My dog is really good at playing fetch


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If I ever go to Prison, I'm gonna change my name to Mitochondria

Knock-knock! Who's there? Candy. Candy who?

A man woke up after a serious accident and he said “I can’t feel my legs!!”

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My cousins are like the letter K.

These reversing cameras are great.

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Did you hear about the deaf shepherd?

My wife told me I didn't know what irony is.