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My wife and I share the same sense of humour.

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Incorrectly is always spelled incorrectly

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Do you know how I embrace my mistakes?

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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

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What is hairy, brown, and goes up and down?

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Why don’t crabs donate?

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What do you call a young musician?

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What does Devil use to make calls?

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What’s a carpet’s favorite sport?

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Why was the hunter arrested while making breakfast?

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What does DNA stand for?

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How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

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What does food surf on?

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I really like whiteboards.

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If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.

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I know a lot of jokes about retired people…

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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.

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Where do the boats go when they get sick?

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My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.

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What does a turtle do on their birthday?

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What do you call karate for amputees?

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Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?

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Grandpa: Don't come in here honey, I just passed a silent one.

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Knock-knock! Who's there? Duet. Duet who?

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I wrote a sequel to the movie "Airplane"

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I love short people

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The doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body.

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Tell me ONE thing wrong with overstocking grocery shelves. Go on.

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I'd like to start dieting...

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How do you make any boat a hat?

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What do you call an old, Spanish man?

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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.