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My dog is really good at playing fetch


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I was going to tell a railway joke..

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it...

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?

A horse walks into a bar...

Why do barbers make good drivers?

If I dont perfect human cloning..

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

The guy who stole my diary has died.

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