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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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Knock-knock! Who's there? Candy. Candy who?
Candy kid ever learn to clean up his room?
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What do you call a lame person who has telepathy?
Telepathetic
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If you bury someone in the wrong place,
you've made a grave mistake.
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Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles?
They’re pointless.
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A man woke up after a serious accident and he said “I can’t feel my legs!!”
The doctor said “I know you can’t, I’ve cut off your arms!
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I won an award for being the best scarecrow in my field.
I told them, "Hay, it's in my jeans."
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig
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What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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My cousins are like the letter K.
They are okay by themselves, but get horribly racist when 3 of them get together.
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Q: What's the worst thing about ancient history class?
A: The teachers always Babylon.
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If a child refuses to go to sleep, is he resisting arrest?
No, he's avoiding a kidnapping.
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The hardest part for someone when coming out
Saying it with a straight face
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How do alcoholics get in their house?
Wis key
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Do you know what’s up?
The ceiling.
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These reversing cameras are great.
Since I got one I haven’t looked back.
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Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
The I. C. U.
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My son thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face.
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I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.
He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
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Did you hear about the deaf shepherd?
He gathered his flock and heard
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So I asked the dude next to me if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium hypobromite, and he was all like,
NaBrO
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Why was Cinderella dropped from the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball.
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My wife told me I didn't know what irony is.
It was ironic, because we were at the bus stop.
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What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
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Been torturing a centipede for the last 98 days…
on its last legs now.
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How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed
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Cosmetic surgery used to be something that people would be embarrassed to speak about
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
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I saw a MOM hanging upside down today!
WOW
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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
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My wife caught me cross dressing and told me it was over.
So I packed all her clothes and left.
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What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
This ain’t my first rodeo 🤠
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
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