Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
I hate people who don't use punctiation.
They deserve a long sentence.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
The clouds parted and a voice thundered, "Come forth, and you'll receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, so he just got a toaster.
REVEAL ANSWER
-1
What do you call a noodle that doesn’t drink?
Soba
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Interviewer: We're looking for someone who is responsible. Do you fit that criteria?
Candidate: Well, in my last job when the store caught fire, my boss said that I was responsible.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
0
0
