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So I asked the dude next to me if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium hypobromite, and he was all like,

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Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.

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I entered my sons room and said, "Remember, boy, masturbating can make you go blind."