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Which day do eggs hate?

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Did you hear about the guy whose entire left side was cut off?

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I went to buy camouflage pants,

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.