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Your nose will never be 12 inches long
Because then it would be a foot
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Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good
But now I stand corrected
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Did you hear about the blind carpenter?
He picked up the hammer and saw
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Did you hear about the deaf shepherd?
He gathered his flock and heard
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What do you call a nose with no body?
No body nose!
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Thank you, student loan, for helping me through college
I don't think I can ever repay you.
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People told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they turned out lovely
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Did you hear about the toilet company that got shut down for being a monopoly?
They were number 1 and number 2 in the business.
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Why are LGBT+ people poor comedians?
They can't say anything with a straight face
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My kid came out to me as trans and asked if I still accepted them for who they are. I told them quite clearly that I loved them no matter what they chose.
I was being transparent.
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