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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
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Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...
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What’s a 4 letter for a woman ending with “unt”?
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I decided to sell my vacuum...
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I have sex daily
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What do you call a snake that works for the government?
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I just killed a bunch of chickpeas...
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The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
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If alcohol can damage your short term memory
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What did fridge say when asked 'any hot drinks?'?

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