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Why are there no unemployed farmers?
They can get a job in any field.
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This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.
It was as big as the last two combined!
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My son flushed one of his shoes down the toilet, stopping it up...
It was a clog.
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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because a suitcase is just not enough
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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
Riceless
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No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
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I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
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It doesn't matter if youre straight, gay or bisexual. At the end of the day
it's night.
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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
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My wife came back from the store complaining about how the lady at the register was a total bitch.
I asked her if she was at self check out. Looks like I'm sleeping on the couch.
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