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My one friend told me that even though I decorate the church for the holidays...

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What do you call an iron deficient female?

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When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.

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How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?

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How do pirates sell their unwanted booty?

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Someone put a bomb in my mailbox.

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What kind of jokes does a quarantined dad tell?

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A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?". "For drinking." replies the cop.

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I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ". " I'm just a cactus " , it said.

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I've invented a sandal for one legged people...