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If I had 50 cents for every Maths exam I failed
I’d have $8.40
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Why do teenage girls walk in groups of 3, 5, and 7?
Because they literally can’t even.
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I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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How do you turn six into nine?
Remove the “s”.
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What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor?
An Optical Aleutian
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Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles?
They’re pointless.
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What do you call peanuts with guns?
Packing Peanuts
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I just went to get my glasses fixed and you’ll never guess who I ran into when I was there!
Everyone.
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My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
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I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.
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What did fridge say when asked 'any hot drinks?'?
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