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Someone who likes playing racing games online is..

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A joke about herd immunity isn't funny unless..

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My wife and I share the same sense of humour.

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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?

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What is the opposite of a croissant?

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Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"

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What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?

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A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles

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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”