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I can't believe chickens haven't come up with a new sound yet

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia

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It doesn't matter if you're beautiful or ugly because at the end of the day..

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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.

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Why won't swords go obsolete?

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Why didn't 4 ask 5 on a date?

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Two drunk guys were fighting. One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.

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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one photo..

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My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.