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I can't believe chickens haven't come up with a new sound yet

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I got my best friend a fridge for her birthday

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my wife asked me why i type everything in lower case.

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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”