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If I had a dime every time I didn't know what was going on, I'd be like,

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

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I've been asked out by 20 women today...

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Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?