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Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, no! I think I'm an ion!" The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
I was on the toilet, angry, and late for work.
I thought, “I don’t have time for this shit.”
I work for the world's biggest nanotechnology company.
We're not very good.
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