The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Two atoms were walking down the street. One turns to the other and says, "Oh, no! I think I'm an ion!" The other asks, "Are you sure?"

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My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

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I can stop telling dad jokes anytime I want to!