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I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia

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My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they'll marry eachother.

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I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.

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My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it.