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I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.

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I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today.

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Someone stole the harnesses at the canine facility last night...

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I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.

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How do short people cut their pizza?

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

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I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic.

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I recently decided to learn sign language...

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Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies

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I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death