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I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him.
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The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"
I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."
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