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I recently bought 51% of a Vampire hunting company...

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My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in.

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I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

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To all ya'll in Texas without tap water

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What do you call a dead Magician?

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My dad used to hit me with cameras

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What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?

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Why couldn't the chili practice archery?

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What’s the difference between in-laws & out-laws?

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What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?