The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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To all ya'll in Texas without tap water

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I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

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How did the T-rex feel after his workout?

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“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”