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I hate people who talk about me behind my back...

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A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...

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I can't stop thinking about Bruce Willis movies. I guess old habits

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My can opener broke ...

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If anyone gets a DM from me about canned meat, don't open it!

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I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.

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I called the tinnitus hotline

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How does someone become a conductor?

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What do you call a typo on a headstone?

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Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?