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6

I figured out why Teslas are so expensive.

3

What animal makes buildings?

2

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

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What do you call a noodle that doesn’t drink?

5

I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.

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Why are Pokemon players considered naughty?

2

What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?

4

My girlfriend says if we don’t get married soon, she’s gonna kill me.

8

How does a computer get drunk?

1

I had a legless dog called Cigarette.