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If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion

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I want to die like my grandpa did, in his sleep.

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I asked my wife if I’m the only one she had ever slept with.

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I once made a belt out of $50 bills

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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

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What's it called when a chameleon can't change color?

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If you cut of your right arm

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A man in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket :(

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What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?

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I once had a hen who could count her own eggs.