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What’s a carpet’s favorite sport?
Rugby
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word"
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My dad told me to never trust crabs
They’re shellfish
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says...
5 beers please
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A man woke up after a serious accident and he said “I can’t feel my legs!!”
The doctor said “I know you can’t, I’ve cut off your arms!
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Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece
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Im going to be a circumcision doctor...
The pays not good but i get to keep the tips
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Its getting too hot to wear a suit
The weather just isn't suitable
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Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?
Runs in the family
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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
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My friend David just lost his ID.
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