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Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?

6

There is a cult where they don’t believe in using coins.

6

I would love to get paid to sleep.

3

Humans are born with four kidneys

6

The hardest part for someone when coming out

9

I have been asking around what the lowest rank in the Army is, but no one would tell me.

12

What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?

9

What do you call two octopuses that look the same?

13

Why do astronauts use linux?

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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.