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I have been asking around what the lowest rank in the Army is, but no one would tell me.

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Guys, I have been thinking about selling my Theremin.

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My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in.

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My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.