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What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?

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I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"

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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

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Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?

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My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.

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My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.

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I've started a boating business from my attic.

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I was surprised that the only gift I got for my birthday was a bucket of Play-Doh.

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I gave a PS5 to my girlfriend..

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What did the musician say on commercial break?