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You do realise that Vampires aren't real..

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Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.

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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank

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How does a giraffe find a job?

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How does the Earth keep itself clean?

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Someone asked if there is a local chess club?

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A midget stumbles out of the bar...

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I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."

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You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?

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I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.