The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."

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Before he passed away, my grandfather said, “Here are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”

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A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"