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I was taught to never use the Oxford comma

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Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.

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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

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I absolutely hate people who talk behind my back.

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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

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Why do you never see a church with free WiFi.

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Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?

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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...

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My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to share our water supply.