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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...
It’s an LGBT Queue
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My hamster died last night.
He fell asleep at the wheel.
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing
But this is as close as I could get
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