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Me: Honey, I'm terrified of vowels. Wife: Ummm, why?
Me: Only sometimes.
Why is 19 afraid of 20?
Because they got in a fight once and 21.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
“That’s just spam.”
My friends keep telling me that I’m the worst mailman they’ve ever seen.
Shit. Meant to post this somewhere else .
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