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I gots two words that will leave you all scratching your heads.

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Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy.

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Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?

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Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic

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Whycan’tastronaughtsgetdrunk?

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I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.

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What should you use with Batman shampoo?

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?

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Don't blame others for the road you're on.

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What's stronger than a fortune cookie?