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Don't blame others for the road you're on.
It's your own asphalt.
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I just found out that “Aaarghh” is not a real word.
I can’t express how angry that makes me.
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Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?
If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.
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When I realized how terrible the play was, I quietly resigned from my job as a stage designer.
I left without making a scene.
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Knock-knock! Who's there? Kumquat. Kumquat who?
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