The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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What do you call peanuts with guns?

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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.

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I looked across the museum hall and spotted my ex girlfriend but I was too self conscious to say hello.

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I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ". " I'm just a cactus " , it said.