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I just went to get my glasses fixed and you’ll never guess who I ran into when I was there!

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My wife told me that my botanical garden was so expensive that it was preventing us from starting a family. She said I can either have a hobby...

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I'm a walking economy. My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation,

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Husband: Whisper dirty things to me.