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Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering
Did you hear about the angry pancake?
He just flipped.
Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
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I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.
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