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My dog is really good at playing fetch


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Why are frogs so happy?

Wife: "Honey, I'm Pregnant."

Why did the elephant leave the circus?

"How did you sleep last night?"

Why are mints so smart?

I would post a joke from my watch

I once made a belt out of watches

Did you know most people are assholes?

My last annual performance review said I lacked passion and intensity.

I never let my kid watch an orchestra on TV.

Spring is here!