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I don't trust these trees

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Someone asked if I was Russian.

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Why is honey good for you?

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What do you call two female lovers spying on the government.

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A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...

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Humans are born with four kidneys

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My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in.

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I met a girl with 12 nipples..

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How do ponies communicate with each other?

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Why didn't anyone say anything when the king farted?

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Good romance starts with good friendship

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My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.

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I found out I'm lactoes intolerant.

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What is an anti-social vegan?

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

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You know people say they pick their nose?

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What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

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Why was the toilet paper rolling down the hill?

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I dated a girl with a lazy eye once

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

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There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss.

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Apparently nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire....

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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight.

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Does anyone need an ark?

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My dog is really good at playing fetch

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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I think my favorite part of going to the gym

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Cosmetic surgery used to be something that people would be embarrassed to speak about

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What kind of shoes do spies wear?

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What's the cheapest meat?

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Why are skeletons so calm?

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Mayan: Hey wanna drink?