The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Having a 12 inch nose is anatomically impossible,

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I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused.

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I opened a gym geared towards lazy pessimists.

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I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."