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What weighs more? A pound of milk or a pound of ricotta cheese?
A pound of milk. The ricotta is whey less.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they’re dead.
So dotting "i's" is one thing...
But crossing "t's"? That's where I draw the line.
I used to have a fear of hurdles,
but I got over it.
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Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
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