We're opening a gym called Resolutions. It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks of the year
and then turn into a bar for the rest of it.
What is the biggest difference between chemistry and cooking?
In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.
My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she said in her diary.
My parents would always feed me alphabet soup when I was younger and they’d insist that I liked it
But I didn’t! All they were doing was putting words in my mouth!