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Do you wanna know why skeletons are so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin
So dotting "i's" is one thing...
But crossing "t's"? That's where I draw the line.
Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
I call my toilet "the jim" instead of "the john."
That way I can tell people that I go to the jim first thing every morning.
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