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My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick.

There are 10 types of people:

"Dad, will the pizza be long?"

Knock-knock! Who's there? Bumblebee. Bumblebee who?

Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s baby?

A skeleton walks into a bar

Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.