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My dog is really good at playing fetch

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What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?

Why was the broom late for work?

What is cold and stands under a street lamp?

It's difficult to say what my wife does,

Spring is here but I can't plant flowers yet...

There was a fight between 69 and 70.

How do you correctly compliment a dad joke?

Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.

Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was

I can cut down a tree by just looking at it

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”

Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler.

Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

What does Devil use to make calls?

What is an epileptic's favourite appetiser?

What do you call a desk that can't be destroyed?

What is black and white and red all over?

What happens to a bear when it's dark ?

When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

I work for the world's biggest nanotechnology company.

What did the ex of Ed Sheeran do?

What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

How did Luke get around while on Endor?

For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.

Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?

Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?

“Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

I just found out Canada isn’t real

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My dog is really good at playing fetch

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My dog is really good at playing fetch

Previous Dates

What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?

Why was the broom late for work?

What is cold and stands under a street lamp?

It's difficult to say what my wife does,

Spring is here but I can't plant flowers yet...

There was a fight between 69 and 70.

How do you correctly compliment a dad joke?

Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.

Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was

I can cut down a tree by just looking at it

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”

Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler.

Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

What does Devil use to make calls?

What is an epileptic's favourite appetiser?

What do you call a desk that can't be destroyed?

What is black and white and red all over?

What happens to a bear when it's dark ?

When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

I work for the world's biggest nanotechnology company.

What did the ex of Ed Sheeran do?

What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

How did Luke get around while on Endor?

For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.

Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?

Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?

“Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

I just found out Canada isn’t real

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My dog is really good at playing fetch

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