The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused novocaine during his root canal?

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A receptionist said to the psychiatrist, "A man is out here who says he is invisible."

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Want to wake up with a smile on your face?

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

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Did you hear about the funeral for boiled water?

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

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I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myslef,