The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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If you bury someone in the wrong place,

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

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What did the big bucket say to the small bucket?

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I'll never forget the last thing that Grandpa said before he kicked the bucket:

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

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I was going to buy a book about phobias,

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What do you call a man with six fingers?