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What does a vegan zombie say?
"Graaains! Graaaains!"
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Four out of five people suffer from diarrhea.
Which means one enjoys it.
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
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Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
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Knock-knock! Who's there? Uphill. Uphill who?
Uphill would make me feel better.
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My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium.
But I always take her advice with a grain of salt.
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Why did the Muffin go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"
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